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Tom: It’s off.
McKenzie: What?
Tom: Me and Summer.
McKenzie: Was it ever on?
Tom: No, but it could have been, in a world where good things happen to me.
Paul: Yeah, well, that’s not really where we live.
Tom: No.
McKenzie: So, what happened?
Tom: All right. You ready? So there we are. Nine more floors to ride,
just me and her.
*flashback*
Tom: Hey, Summer.
Summer: Hi.
Tom: How was your weekend?
Summer: It was good.
*/flashback*
Tom: Can you believe that shit?
McKenzie: I’m sorry. what shit?
Paul: I think I missed something.
Tom: She said, “It was good.” Emphasis on the “good.” She basically said she spent the weekend having sex with some guy she met at the gym. Whatever. I’m over it.
McKenzie: What the hell is wrong with you?
Tom: She’s not interested in me. There’s really nothing I can do about it.
McKenzie: Just because she said it was good?
Tom: And some other things.
Paul: Like, did she say, “hey” instead of”hi”? I mean, ‘cause you know that means that she’s a lesbian, right?
Tom: I gave her plenty of chances.
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Who doesn’t love Nutella? Nutella is good with anything and everything; bananas, bread, in crepes, strawberries…. shots?? Yeah shots! Try out this Nutella shot recipe, you won’t be disappointed, it’s delicious!
The ingredients and measurements are:* 1 cup ice
* ½ cup milk
* 2 tablespoons Nutella
* 1 shot Baileys
* 1 shot vanilla vodkaInstructions:
Place all the ingredients into a blender and blend until thick and creamy. Pour into shot glasses and get crunk! Haha, just kidding! You can also spread some nutella on the rim if you like. Enjoy :)Vodka+Baileys+Nutella = The Holy Trinity
Shots? Bitch please! Make me a pitcher!
